I just watched the final episode of Eureka. I know it aired like a bajillion years ago now but that’s what Netflix was for. It was one of those shows that was never great but always fun. The kind of show that you can’t really say what draws you to but is charming enough that you keep going back. At least, I did. Anyway, Jordan Hinson was a regular and a catalyst for the show once upon a time and she was always attractive in an interesting way. I couldn’t put my finger quite on why but there was just something about her. So in honor of getting through the show she is here. Today I want to fuck Jordan Hinson.