So for reasons I am not sure of my dash has been full of Diora Baird recently.  This is odd mainly because…. well, if you search her tag it’s not exactly highly populated.  I don’t think she has been in anything big recently.  I could be wrong, maybe I missed Diora Baird day.  I posted her once before and what is most interesting about that is a year later that post still occasionally will get a like.  Anyway, she is very hot.  I have seen her in a number of movies and you may have too, you just didn’t realize it because they were really small parts.  Well… the role she played was small, obviously a big part of her appearances is not so small.  I think she’s just kind of destined to be the busty eye candy.  Anyway, she’s here because she kept showing up and I have always thought she was hot.  Today I want to fuck Diora Baird.

So I have been watching Happy Endings and am really enjoying it and it brought Elisha Cuthbert back into… well awareness for me?  I kind of forgot she existed.  It’s a little strange because I remember when 24 was the hottest shit on TV and she was thus one of the most popular women on the internet.  You know how those things go, there should be like a heat index, obviously there were more famous people but she was one of those it girls that anywhere you’d go people would have her on their hottest girls alive lists or whatever.  Anyway, that all cooled off eventually, probably about the time she was being chased by hillbillies and cougars and everyone got really sick of 24.  And if you had asked me a week ago I would have told you she was really pretty but didn’t do anything for me.  Some girls are like that, like paintings, you get the beauty, everything looks right, but nothing moves you.  Then I started watching Happy Endings and I am really liking it and as the show goes on… I find myself thinking about how hot she is.  I guess being associated with something I like is enough to awaken… whatever.  At least for right now.  So today I want to fuck Elisha Cuthbert.

Jenna-Louise Coleman is adorable.  I mean she also is sexy and hot but for some reason when I look at her the first thought I get is adorable.  I am not sure why exactly.  So watch me talk in circles dissecting it!  It’s who I want to over think wanting to fuck today!  Like, I think the eyes are part, she has the big round eyes and the full cheeks.  I also think it’s her height, she’s very short.  The thing is you can’t always tell that from pictures but I know a lot of short people and they all have very cute mannerisms, like it is a survival thing they learned.  They know being small makes them seem cuter so they take on cutesy mannerisms that accentuate the cute and tininess.  Maybe survival mechanism is the wrong word?  I don’t think tall people would go around stepping on short people and snuffing out their lives unless short people do that little head tilt, shoulder shrug thing that makes people go “Awwwww…” but I imagine it helps them charm people.  Charming people is a big part of life.  Sorry, people without social skills, it is.   Wow I have gotten off track.  Anyway, I was going to figure out why cute is the first thing I think about with her but maybe next time.  Today I want to fuck Jenna-Louise Coleman.

So Mythbusters is back on and I just got around to watching the latest episodes so… here is Kari Byron.  It’s hard to really go too much into detail about what makes her great if you haven’t watched the show.  Or rather, if you don’t like the show.  I mean she is pretty and she is cute and she is funny but the real appeal is she is the girl who does awesome experiments with the rest of the Mythbusters and blows things up with coffee creamer or builds earthquake machines or whatever.  It is an interesting skill set for someone to have and is obviously nerd baity in it’s appeal.  Not that I am saying she exists to bait nerds but you take a hot girl and you give her the ability to do awesome mad science stuff, that really is like what a lot of nerds dream of.  Anyway, it’s why she’s here, she is talented and beautiful and pretty unique among the women who are posted here.  Today I want to fuck Kari Byron.

This is a post that is kind of a long time coming.  Sort of.  I mean, I have never put it off but I have always assumed Ulorin Vex would one day show up here for lots of reason.  Most obvious being she’s beautiful and talented.  She is also one of the first alternative models I was ever aware of.  I don’t think she was the first but who knows, either way it was a long, long time ago.  So I knew she’d always be here but kind of delayed because it was almost intimidating, sometimes I worry I might not be able to do someone justice. I mean I could get extra lame and be like… her hair is awesome and she’s really pretty and those are true and all but it is hardly an impressive compliment.  Some people deserve impressive compliments!  What I will say as a model laymen who knows next to nothing is this, I am always amazed by the range and courage her modeling shows.  There is something about her that so often makes her work look fresh and new despite knowing her face very well.  It also is never typical. The shots she is in are sometimes so artistic and I am impressed at how well she fits into it, as just a piece of the work, rather than be the center of attention she is the compliment to the grander canvas.  Or I could be wrong, I don’t know.  It’s what I feel.  My point is she does amazing work and I have long been a fan of her so she’s here.  So this is the point where I end things by saying today I want to fuck Ulorin Vex.

So Taylor Swift is here again and I don’t know why other than because?  I mean she was on New Girl last night for a blip, so maybe that’s why?  She was just on my mind this morning when I woke up.  Which always stuns me because I am not really into Taylor Swift.  Except clearly I’m some sort of liar because here she is.  Again.  I don’t know what to make of that other than maybe I don’t know myself that well.  I have no clue about any of it really, I just know that today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

So another Game of Thrones addition.  I guess that’s obvious.  I had no idea who she was before watching the show because Downton Abbey is also on my long to watch eventually list. Anyway, she is pretty, strikingly pretty really, though pictures of her proved hard to find.  I mean, the internet is a world wide thing, right?  Why do I have so much more trouble finding pictures of British Women?  What I am asking is are you guys hiding stuff from Americans?  That’s not cool, we show you all sorts of pictures of our celebrities!  Or maybe I am searching wrong… does Google have a U or an extra E in England?  Maybe that’s my prouble, it’s Goougle or Ye Olde Googlee. Or I’m a jackass.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Rose Leslie.

Steampunk has always been so cool.  Well… cool isn’t the right word because it is pretty much nerdy as fuck.  Rather I have always thought Steampunk stuff is really interesting to look at and when I see a really awesome contraptions I think, “Oh fuck, that’s cool”.(your know, like this)  It’s still nerdy as fuck, I am just not  Anyway, it never occurred to me to fetishize it.  Or rather it never occurred to me people did.  Because apparently this is my first day on the internet?  I get it, the outfits are interesting and hot and hot girls in interesting and hot outfits should prove to be… well, interesting and hot?  Look, here is a model named Kato, real name apparently Kate Lambert.  She also is a clothing designer and stylist and I have seen pictures of her pop up places over the years but until I recently went looking for pictures of “who is that girl” I didn’t realize how many pictures of her I had seen before.  Apparently they were memorable enough that I could immediately know I had seen them before.   And they are pretty good.  And she is pretty hot.  I don’t know much more about her than I have said here but sometimes that’s enough, today I want to fuck Kato.

So Rebecca Hall is apparently in Iron Man 3 and people are all about that or so I think.  I have not seen it yet and I haven’t really read much about it on purpose but the result is people have been talking a lot about her in it and i have tried to pay no attention.  I really had no clue who she was but I just watched this movie called The Awakening.  Of course, looking her up I have seen like 5 movies she’s been in other than that but I guess I wasn’t paying attention.  I mean, she was in Frost/Nixon but let’s be honest, when Richard Nixon walks in a room you don’t really have room to fantasize about anyone else, right.  Rawr… tricky dick indeed!  Anyway, my point is I can’t take anything seriously but I enjoyed what she was in, it reminded me of old school British ghost films, which makes sense in that it is a modern British ghost film.  The British part is important beyond my strange turn on for people born on small, rainy islands.  But they have a tone to them, they are reserved in a way that serves them well, the American versions tend more towards histrionics and flashiness which creates a completely different  feel and tone.  They always have someone respectable and smart and capable and professional at the center as things begin to spiral out of control and they are dragged down.  It is what makes them so good.  Rebecca Hall was of course the serious, capable, in control woman at the center and it was a good look on her.  Kind of a buttoned up sexuality to her that I liked.  She has nice lips and is pretty.  Um… I guess you may see her again when I see Iron Man.  Until then I can say that today I want to fuck Rebecca Hall.

Here is Kate Upton.  And she is wearing actual for real clothing.  That makes it sound like normally she’s naked but I don’t mean that, more that, for reasons that are not hard to figure out, most of the time I see her on tumblr she is not in honest to goodness for real clothing.  She is in under clothing.  Or bikinis.  Or various states of almost undress.  Look, usually she’s in something skimpy and there is a lot of boob showing. I get this, I am actually ok with Kate Upton’s boobs.  I just sometimes feel like it almost does a disservice to her because she isn’t just a pair of boobs.  Plus, sometimes I like dresses.  And I think she looks good here.  And… I don’t know, I don’t have a real point except look, Kate Upton.  Kate Upton Pretty.  Me like Kate Upton.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.