So people reblog stuff asking you to vote for this or that and I often click on it because voting is fun. This time it was for the people’s choice and I noticed something very disturbing. The people’s choice is full of shit. It is not the people’s choice at all, the first vote is for best movie of the year, there are only 5 choices. There are near 100 major studio releases alone in a year. None of those movies were my favorite. I am people! I had no choice! Not really. Some cadre of elites instead chooses five movies, shows them to us, tell us to pick and uses it as an opiate to keep us sated. We think our voice counts, we think we chose something. We chose shit, we drove along on rails like they wanted us to. It’s bullshit and we shouldn’t take it anymore. I say we rise up and take back the awards that bare out name,the people. I don’t want some horse shit category called best “Alternative Artist” and have it be full of top 40 hits. Rise up! People of the world unite; the only thing you have to lose is your chains! Faux voting is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opiate of the masses! The first requisite for the happiness of the masses is the abolition of the People Choice Awards! Rise up, strike back and take what is rightfully yours, for what is the death of thousands compared to the degradation of millions?
So anyway, I voted and Katy Perry was my choice for best pop star cause like, who else was I going to vote for? Bruno Mars? Please. She’s hot and so she got my vote and today I want to fuck Katy Perry.