So I was sitting here and I was like, “Who did I post today?” Then it was like, “Oh crap, I didn’t post today”. This is hardly the latest I have ever posted, I have like 8 hours left but I actually thought I had. The only way I realized I hadn’t was because I couldn’t remember who. Then I was like, that’s because I basically haven’t thought about it today. I’ve been busy. So I made my way to a computer and there sitting in front of me is Kate Upton. On the screen. I guess I don’t need to clarify but I will. If Kate Upton had been sitting there I wouldn’t be posting at this moment. No, I’d either be on my knees begging, “Pleeeeease” or washing pepper spray out of my eyes. Or you know, braiding her hair and watching scary movies. I might be able to talk her into it! A lot of people tell me I am extremely charming. Anyway, it’s kind of sort of incredibly well documented at this point that I adore Kate Upton and find her very attractive. So today I want to fuck Kate Upton.