I don’t typically do birthday posts but pigeonfoo isn’t typical is she? I believe I have documented quite well in the past that she rules. I could make charts and graphs and stuff but obviously everyone is just going to be looking at the pictures. If you are reading though here is what you should do for her birthday: reblog this post so other people can see it. Now, I know that sounds potentially self serving but I promise it isn’t selfishly motivated. See, when you are any small business owner (and I bet you haven’t thought of that, have you, models are running a small, often one person business. We are told time and time again that small businesses are the backbone of America so why haven’t we ever seen prominent politicians praising Pigeon Foo? Major oversight if you ask me) one of the hardest things to do is to let people know that your business even exits. If I were talking about Pigeon Foo’s Carpet Emporium her real struggle wouldn’t be in laying carpet and like… whatever else a carpet store does, it would be getting customers in the store and even having people looking for carpet knowing it exists. So as a model her struggle is not so much in modeling (which tough job but she clearly can do it) it’s in the getting her name out there and so on. So that is why you should reblog this because think of all the followers you have who don’t even know Pigeon Foo exists! I mean, that’s tragic for them right? It’s also sad for her because again, more people knowing who she is means more work and… it’s like the circle of life except not at all. Maybe it’s like dominoes. Not the game where you match like numbers of dominoes but you know, when you knock one down. What am I saying, you get it, you are sharp, you follow this blog (or the Pigeon Foo tag). I mean if you really don’t want to give me the notes then go to her blog and reblog something she herself posted, though, you know, I don’t know what I did to you. Whatever, I have dropped the ball here, I feel like this entry should be better but they can’t all be winners. No wait, they can’t all be Pigeon Foo quality! Let’s go with that. See what I did there? Anyway, happy birthday to Pigeon Foo and today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.